"worlds exist because patterns need subjects"

May 25

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May 19

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People who say they like “all music!!!” almost 100% of the time seem to have absolutely no appreciation for classical, jazz, bluegrass, opera, blues, etc.  It pisses me off.  I don’t care if you do or don’t like all genres but I least hope you’re aware enough to know that there’s a helluva lot more out there than they play on the top five radio stations.

May 18

“If you don’t know by now, Verlander is special.”

There should be a drinking game and one of the rules should be to drink every time Rod Allen calls Verlander special.  Everyone would be hammer drunk.

(Source: eyeofthedetroittiger)

Basically

Basically

(Source: gravity-in-your-universe, via eyeofthedetroittiger)

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May 16

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detroittigermania:

As long as the offense puts up more runs than the pitching gives up, I can deal with that.

But seriously, Porcello and Scherzer every pitcher aside from Verlander, Smyly, and Benoit need to step it up, or we’re going to be spinning our wheels even more.

Tonight was so damn depressing.  Hoping Fister will do better tomorrow…

oyemiamor:


People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.


god i’m old

Over 600 pokemon?  GTFO

oyemiamor:

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

god i’m old

Over 600 pokemon?  GTFO

(Source: itsjeremiah)

“why do you always go blowing everything up?
you stole the key to my heart and tore it all up” — Found this saved in my Google documents from March 26 but have absolutely no idea what it’s from or recollection of writing it.